In the box Therm received as an award for running the “Blood in the Snow” scenario, she got a weapon. OMG WEAPON, right? But no, unfortunately, it was worse (OF COURSE) than her upgraded heroic bow. SERIOUSLY, RNG? I MEAN COME ON! STOP RUBBING MY WEAPON PROBLEM IN MY FACE.
They say they’ve instituted bad luck protection (which I sure as hell need) and I wanted to try it out. So although RNG is clearly alive and well in patch 5.3, I finally got some Mogu Charms of Pain Fate together and queued Therm up for Forgotten Depths. Tortos gave me gold, so I rolled again and got g … loot? Wait, I got loot from Tortos?
OMG? OMG! WHAT IS IT? I GOT LOOT! BOW? BOW? IS THAT YOU, BOW? I’VE BEEN DREAMING OF YOU FOREVER, BOW!
Alas, it was a pair of 502 shoes, which was especially tragic as I had JUST finished the quest that gives you a pair of 502 shoes and was wearing them at that exact moment.
I just don’t even.
I can’t even anymore.
Maybe I should level a class that can use more weapons. Maybe I should invent a class that can use ANYTHING as a weapon! I’m not going to disenchant or vendor those greens. I’m going to use them as projectiles for a cannon! Yeah! CLEARLY this is the way to go.
